Kamis, 01 Oktober 2015

Gara-gara tukang kebun (komedi singkat)


 


Gara-gara tukang kebun

Di sebuah rumah ada suami istri (pasutri) bertengkar hebat karena ulah sang tukang kebun.

Ayah: mah kenapa sih, cemberut melulu.....

Mamah:soalnya mamah sebel sama tukang kebun kita karena dia sudah tidak sopan. Dan dia bilang dia disuruh ayah.

Ayah:aaaaahhhhhhh, ayah tidak menyuruh tukang kebun  untuk berlaku tidak sopan kepada mamah....!!!!

Mamah: ahhhh, ayah mah bohong ya .tukang kebun yang bilang sendiri , ia disuruh ayah pada saat ayah menelponnya.

Ayah:ooohhhh itu ya, tadi di telpon ayah menyuruh tukang, kalau hujan angkat rok istri saya dan masukan burungnya (hahahaha.....)

Diambil dari cerita “cangehgar, radio rama bandung”

How some children plays at Slaughtering (disney)



How some children plays at Slaughtering (disney)
The story is taken from real (version 1)
 
In a house there are four small children who were playing the game hamstrung. The first child as a butcher, a second child as a chef, the third son as an assistant chef and a fourth child as the pigs to be slaughtered.

The game began, accidental child who plays butcher was actually slaughtered children who act as pigs and other children who are actually cooking the meat of the poor child.

A citizen who happened to be passing that there are children who are playing and it accidentally residents saw it happen live, the residents finally reported the case to the mayor. Because the mayor was confused then he gave the test to children who slaughtered it by giving two options, namely apples and gold coins, if the child choose an apple then he would be released because he was a child and if the child chose the gold coins then he will be imprisoned because he was a teenager / adult. And finally the child pick apples, the boy was released from punishment.

Kashima Reiko ( urban legend ) english version




Kashima Reiko ( urban legend )

Taken from the real story
 

In antiquity in hokkaido , japan there is a beautiful girl , she was named Kashima Reiko . One night Kashima Reiko was walking alone and then come  hordes of evil men and the men tease Reiko Kashima , Kashima Reiko cried for help but no one heard it . After he was harassed by the men , Kashima Reiko home fours . He was unaware that he was in a railroad and finally Kashima Reiko was hit by a train causes the body into two parts .

Since then , Kashima Reiko wandering search for other body parts . It is said that the ghost of Kashima Reiko often arise in an office building and a school bathroom around hokkaido . Many witnesses are often seen apparitions Kashima Reiko in the school bathroom , especially during school bathroom was deserted .